Archive | January 10, 2021

Too funny but true

13 Things
by anonymous

  1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
  2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
  3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
  4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
  5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house & told my dog. We laughed a lot.
  6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
  8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
  9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
  10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
  11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
  12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for my money.
  13. Never in a million years would I have thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

Icelanders Celebrate The End Of Christmas With Bonfires For The Elves – Iceland Wonder

http://www.icelandwonder.com/articles/iceland-elf-bonfires-threttandinn-folklore/?fbhttp://www.icelandwonder.com/articles/iceland-elf-bonfires-threttandinn-folklore/?fbclid=IwAR3G-gpxnJlTiZlW9g9K179JmokuyHEsctYA9_a1Jcq8AW-sAIKj4Iz0gE0clid=IwAR3G-gpxnJlTiZlW9g9K179JmokuyHEsctYA9_a1Jcq8AW-sAIKj4Iz0gE0