Archive | September 2011

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Sep30
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Politics

Sep29

I’ve been reading more politics lately than is good for me and it makes me feel like the two summers I ran a day care center and I have only one thing to say about some of them. “You people in Congress who want to take your ball and go home because you aren’t getting your own way? In the language of the playground, you are a bunch of weewee

heads!”

My tweets

Sep29
  • Wed, 12:22: RT @BBCWorld: Saudi King Abdullah has revoked the sentence of 10 lashes imposed on a woman for driving, according to a Saudi princess on …
  • Wed, 12:28: RT @NietzscheQuotes: A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. #Nietzsche
  • Wed, 21:47: Received the first copies of my book and am ridiculously happy. And trying to distract myself with a new story idea
  • Wed, 21:57: @SusanWhite21 just saying “hey!” And welcome to the twittersphere.
  • Wed, 22:08: “@Gibsonthomas: Photo: theclearlydope: Hmmmmmmm http://t.co/hzTm1hRR” I like bacon but not this way. Ewwwe
  • Wed, 22:11: RT @iQuotePics: What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you could plug it into your computer and watch them o …
  • Wed, 22:57: The Feline Observations Control Unit better known as FOCU is on duty tonight.
  • Wed, 22:58: Hard to sleep with a cat staring at you.
  • Thu, 01:05: The good times could grind to a screeching halt today if you a… More for Gemini http://t.co/J586Lz2q
  • Thu, 10:26: Some woman in the neighborhood is under the impression that her banshee-esk wailing is singing

Thanks Barbie and Kristen!

Sep28

Just sent a request in to Femail Creations catalog: http://www.femailcreations.com/ to see if they will carry my children’s books.

THey carry women made products and books with positive messages and fun pagan things.

I also finally got serious and set put an author fan page on Facebook. Have no clue what to put on it but it’s up. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mary-Beth-Robb/223548794373764

I’m thinking next it’s time to visit Alex II or Psychic Eye.

I have no idea how this marketing things works but I’d better learn.

FOCU

Sep28

I think the government should get rid of the NSA, the TSA and the CIA and start employing the FOCU. I swear, can now scan your brain and reconstruct what you are dreaming or observing FOCU would be perfect. What is FOCU? it’s the Feline Observation Control Unit. Every cat in our neighborhood is a window observer. They see everything. Whether out on the prowl on their own or from any upstairs or downstairs window and that doesn’t even count what they see from the inside. They know what’s in your closets because they have inspected it thoroughly.

They are better than Santa Claus. They know when you’ve been sleeping. They know when you’re awake. They know when you’ve been bad or good and the little blackmailers demand payment or they will whee on your shoes or poop on the carpet and that doesn’t include the midnight squish of a fresh hairball.

All the government has to do is wire up a few cats and they will save the country from its deficit and maybe get some of them some exercise chasing down those cats. Write your congressman and ask them to put FOCU in action now!

My tweets

Sep26