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Did this over a year ago and saved it. I ended up doing it for the entire dept at work and having to interpret it. I’m really rusty. I did take a professional astrology class a few years ago but it really isn’t my thing so I forgot most of it. I usually shut up about it because so many are so sun sign fixated they don’t see the things in their chart that are the active parts. I did scare the Sag in the group when I was knew when I told him not to be such a Sag and to stop poking people for a reaction. He hadn’t told me his birthday I just guessed.

Wicked Memeage

This explains a lot

+——— Bizarre Written Driving Exam Answers ———-+

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on
exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s
driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for
drunk driving?
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

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I did it. I’m wearing a hunter green polo and the chestnut cords. First thing out of one of my gay male friends at work. Is that he’s going to buy one of those tree air fresheners at lunch and leave it hanging on the back of my chair. I guess I do look like a stunted redwood or an incense cedar. Then he said he liked the combination. Arrrrgh! I give up.

This is official – if a computer system can be screwed up I can do it week

I had to add plans in a system today. It wouldn’t let me log on. I figured my password for that system had expired. Called the help desk. Guy is very nice (Sometimes they treat you like you’re 4). Everything on their end looks perfect. I have another month of logins, my access is valid everything is fine but while he was trying to remote to my system he crashed and then I crashed. So we both had to reboot.

He finally just changed my password and I could get in. Weirdness!

Gave the help desk a good laugh though. Doing my part to spread joy today.