Once I had a little cat
And all she ate was yarn
And when those little kittens came
They all had sweaters on.

I’m goin’ crazy
Don cha want to come along?
I’m goin’ crazy
Just singin’ this song.

Once I had a little dog
And all she ate was cans
And when those little puppies came
They came in Ford sedans.

When Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised.
But when Old Mcdonald had a farm,
the doctors nearly died!