The Lioness

The lioness slowly stalked the long red snakes over the lush dark green expanse. They were lying very still, only slightly twitching occasionally but restlessly. The lioness crept more slowly now, waited a moment and POUNCED! And scared the crap out of me again. She has got to stop hunting the wild red braids at night or I’m going to die of heart failure.

Cat fantasies are very silly.