magic 8 ball Ipod

I couldn’t resist playing with my new toy and knowing full well witches should not use Ouija Boards and Magic 8 Balls

Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question out loud before going to the next song. Record what song it jumps to as the answer.

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?

High Step – Bill Douglass

???? They expecting me to fall?

Question: Will I have a happy life?

The Question Song – Pasha and the Pagans

What did I expect?

Question: What do my friends really think of me?

HanoHano O Cowboy – Israel KamaKawiwo ‘ole

Hmmmm, Have to think about that one.

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?

Home to Stay – Josh Groban

Oops! Guess not.

Question: What should I do with my life?

A Circle is Cast – Libana

Well, Duh, I’m a Priestess.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?

Van Dieman’s Land – Instrumental, no Artist listed

Okay, a song about being transported from the British Isles to South Africa. Great!

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

A Most Peculiar Man – Simon and Garfunkel

I guess most lesbians would make most peculiar men, Heeheehee

Question: Will I ever have children?

Con El Viento – Libana

Which means “With the Wind” Since the Inn is closed, shut, abandoned and blowing tumbleweeds. that’s about right.. I’ve been spayed. Doing the happy dance!

Question: Will I die happy?

Bridge over Trouble Waters, Demo Take 6 – Simon and Garfunkel

Okay I load 500+ songs and it pulls songs from 2 of the same artists? I’m not even going to try to interpret that.

Question: Can you give me some advice?

Glad Woman – Robert Gass

A song in Hungarian by Z Budapest.- Guess I’m supposed to do what the British say and “keep my pecker ( as in beak guys) up”

Question: What do you think happiness is?

Tango To Evora – Loreena McKennit

Everybody Dance!

Question: What’s my favorite fetish?

Lullaby for Amanda – Ruth Barrett and Cyntia Smith

Since both Ruth and Cyntia are happily paired with their spouses of choice and Amanda is old enough to be married now also,.frightening as that is since I remember when she was very small. I’ll take it as sleep.