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A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive”