Archive | May 19, 2005

Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini

Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

“You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz’s hand up my ass.”