Archive | December 2006

snagged from paganbear

In 2007, Elfkat resolves to…
Tell my family about books.
Backup my dyke regularly.
Volunteer to spend time with goddesses.
Overcome my secret fear of elves.
Cut down to ten pirates a day.
Find a new rpg.

Get your own New Year’s Resolutions:

My family does not need to be told about books LOL. Back up my dyke???? we really don’t need plumbing problems. I needed a good laugh. No volunteering needed to spend time with my goddesses. Afraid of Elves?????

January Holidays

+————— Bizarre Holidays in January ————–+

January 1 is Get a Life Day

January 2 is Happy Mew Year for Cats Day

January 8 is National Joy Germ Day

January 16 is Get to Know Your Customers Day

January 19 is Penguin Awareness Day

January 21 is Rid The World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day

January 21 is also Squirrel Appreciation Day

January 22 is Answer Your Cats Questions Day

January 27 is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

January 30 is Inane Answering Message Day

[For the rest of the list go to http://www.bizarrenews.com%5D