Archive | May 2005

One of my least favourite garden plants. It’s worse than a weed. It pops up everywhere more than the dandelions do. But it did make a pretty picture, didn’t it?

really bad pun coming

Pun With Monks

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she’s ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.”

“I’m very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I’ve ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”

Brother Charles replied, “Well, I’m the fish friar.”

She turns the other brother and says, “Then you must be…?”

“Yes, I’m the chip monk.”

I am not disappointed!

We went to the Revenge of the Sith on Friday. Alison made us wait til Friday. It filled in all the blanks. It was nice to see Lucas go back to Joseph Campbell and pick up the mythological themes again. It was fascinating to see Anakin go bad through good intentions and his own pride. Something straight out of a Greek myth. Plus he threw in the slaughter of innocents for good measure and the karmic debt of his decisions. I’m going again after work since it’s too hot to drive home and my car will overheat. I just wish the 2 parts before had been as good.


Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini

Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

“You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz’s hand up my ass.”

Thinking about going over to the Self Realization Fellowship Lake shrine this afternoon for some meditation quiet and to see if it will make my muscle migraine go away because nothing else it working. I need to go visit some turtles and fish and flowers. Where is a good Jedi Healer when you need one?

The Jedi Creed

The Jedi Creed
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.